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Product: Xoxide.com Caffeine Shootout
Date: September 22, 2007
Author: Greg Baden
Edited By: Ashley Donaldson
Provided By: Xoxide
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Introduction

While most of us may have a hard time getting up for work and staying awake during the day, others are jumping around at their desks. How though? Because they are pumped up on energy products. In this review we will see a multitude of energy supplements, some that you may have heard of and some you haven't. Let's take a look to see what sort of products Xoxide.com has provided to me and see how this much caffeine will affect me over a single weekend.

The Packaging

The products from Xoxide came shipped in a standard brown box with a good deal of padding. The cans were individually wrapped in bubble wrap to ensure that there would be no damages to the cans. Once I opened the box I found an array of products. For energy drinks in cans I found The Simpsons Flaming Moe Energy Drink, Duff Beer Energy Drink, Stewie's Mind Erase Elixir, No Name Energy Drink, NERD Energy Drink, Nelly's Pimp Juice, and Bawls Guarana. For other energy products I found Diablo Energy Strips, Crackheads, Bawls Energy Mints, and Caffeinated Soap.


A Little Explanation..

You might wonder what some of the ratings in this review will mean so I will explain my vocabulary. All scales will be rated on a 1-5 scale, 1 being the lowest, and 5 being the highest.

Zing Factor - How much of a kick does it give you when you first use the product
Enjoyability - How much I enjoyed this product and how it affected me after
Smell - Does the drink smell good or bad? 5 smelling fantastic, 1 smelling like a pile of poo
Chugability - How easy it is or could be chugged. 5 being very easy, 1 being impossible

Energy Drinks

The Simpsons Flaming Moe Energy Drink

Color: Orange
Zing Factor 4 out of 5
Enjoyability 5 out of 5
Smell: 5 out of 5
What's it taste like?: Red Bull with its own unique burst of flavor.
Easy to chug?: Yes, while it has quite a zing it flows easily down the throat
Can Appeal: Cartoon style can with Moe holding a flaming beverage
Price: $2.49 from Xoxide.com
Size: 8.4 fl. oz.

Nutritional Information

- Calories - 110
- Fat - 0g
- Sugars - 28g

Energy Boosters

- Taurine - 1000mg
- Caffeine - 120mg
- Inositol - 50mg
- Guarana extract - 25mg
- Panax Ginseng extract - 25mg


Description

When the weight of the world had got you down and you want to end your life, bills to pay, a dead end job, and problems with the wife. Don't throw in the towel 'cause there's a place right down the block, where you can drink your misery away. At Flaming Moe's, where liquor in a mug, will warm you like a hug, and happiness is just a Flaming Moe away. Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away.

Now you too can have a Flaming Moe right in the comfort of your own home.and you don't even have to pay $1,000,000 for the recipe! The secret ingredient to a Flaming Moe is its distinct flavor which can only be described as robust! That combined with a potent blend of Caffeine, Taurine, Inositol, Guarana, Vitamin B, and Panax Ginseng helps create an abundance of energy throughout your body. So pick up a Simpsons Flaming Moe Energy Drink today.and remember.fire made it better!

My Thoughts

The Flaming Moe Energy Drink was not exactly what I was expecting to drink. I was sort of expecting something that would give me a wow sensation, whether it is good or bad. However I was sort of pleased that the flavor of the beverage was not extremely potent. It did have a kick to it, but nothing that would make me shout "Flaming Moe!" I found this drink to taste very similar to Red Bull, but with a little less flavor. Overall this drink was one of the better tasting drinks. I give it an overall 5 out of 5 score.

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